This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all r

This beastie is super mad and he's ready to pulverize anything in his path. These eyes are gonna get squashed when this big guy comes a-knockin'. Run for cover! Stay away from the Behemoth! He's got a mood problem and he's not afraid to use it. Get outta here! before you get flattened! The In